http://questioner.blogsome.com/2005/11/21/resistance-is-not-futile-i-will-not-be-assimilated/ A Gay Man's Search for Truth and Serenity Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:06:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha http://questioner.blogsome.com/2005/11/21/resistance-is-not-futile-i-will-not-be-assimilated/#comment-5 Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:13:14 +0000 http://questioner.blogsome.com/2005/11/21/resistance-is-not-futile-i-will-not-be-assimilated/#comment-5 Your relatives sound like my Uncle Bob, who also kept demanding that I get a haircut. Luckily my hair eventually fell out, so that's no longer a problem. Uncle Bob is gone now as well (which is sad because I loved him anyway) so this year it looks like I'm staying home for the holiday. Since I also do not wish to be assimilated and don't particularly like turkey, I shall cook myself spaghetti and meatballs, make a spinach salad, buy some crusty French bread, and splurge on a good bottle of wine. Yum and Happy Thanksgiving to all free thinkers. Your relatives sound like my Uncle Bob, who also kept demanding that I get a haircut. Luckily my hair eventually fell out, so that’s no longer a problem. Uncle Bob is gone now as well (which is sad because I loved him anyway) so this year it looks like I’m staying home for the holiday. Since I also do not wish to be assimilated and don’t particularly like turkey, I shall cook myself spaghetti and meatballs, make a spinach salad, buy some crusty French bread, and splurge on a good bottle of wine. Yum and Happy Thanksgiving to all free thinkers.

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